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This is a space for all U3A members to send in any contributions they would like to make public - poems, photos, works of art, general comments, news and views.

We do have a limited amount of space.  Vicnet is very generous in providing our web space free of charge, but there is a limit and so we have to keep the offerings fairly small.  To cover this space limit we will move material on about every 2 to 4 weeks (depending on how much is sent in).  We will try to publish all material

TO Submit material: CLICK  - seymu3a@vicnet.net.au  - simply type or paste your material into the email or put it in an attachment to the email.  If in doubt ring Bob on 5796 2163.

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U3A lost two great members in 2011

ROLF BONACKER and EDDIE MOYLAN have been members of Seymour and District U3A since just after its formation in 2005.  They have both contributed in many different ways and we are all saddened with their passing this year. 

ROLF was born on 29thAugust 1929 and lived most of his early life in England. He supported U3A in many ways, including: serving on council, singing with Jessica's Corral, leading the writing group, running a gardening group, contributing vast numbers of beautifully made boomerangs which were given to our speakers, assisting in the woodwork program and providing a smiling face and lots of interesting discussion at melting pot and other U3A meetings. Part of his collected verse can be seen in an item lower down this page.  After a courageous battle with cancer Rolf died at his home on 5 November 2011.

EDDIE was born at Rushworth on 7 February 1921. In his early days he was a technician with the PMG (Post Master General's Department) and went on to a senior position in Telecom. He was active in many organisations around Seymour.   U3A was fortunate when he joined soon after the start of Seymour and District U3A. He served on council for several years, including two years as Treasurer and a year as Vice-President. He contributed to several U3A courses and used his technical abilities to assist in the formation and running of the Interconnect program. Eddie died on 11th July 2011.

Both Rolf and Eddie had a great sense of humour and enthusiastically joined in fun events as is shown by this photograph of them wearing special hats for a U3A Melbourne Cup meeting several years ago. 


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Tales from Pat & Michael travelling in northern Australia


The weather has been perfect - cooler nights - one even -4 in the early stages, but lovely days. Currently in Cairns where nights are warm - about 15, day 25 - perfect. We have come the long, inland route, via Mt. Gambier, Burra, Leigh Creek and up the Oodnadatta track to Birdsville. Lots of dirt roads -early morning walks every day, as well as numerous of adventure walks. Seen some magnificent scenery and "man made" structures of different Shires. The money poured into some of the little villages ( one with only 20 people, another the Shire population is only 600), is just amazing. Wish we could get a little of it! In Boulia they have a "Mim Mim" Sound and Light show - cost about $4 million, and in Birdsville, they are planning to spend $4.5 million on a "dust storm" experience! The Mim Mim show was very well done, but very scary as you went through doors and lights went out, and I couldn't always find the emergency button - just in case!

Lawn Hill is still magnificent, and many lovely walks - mostly strenuous, which helps as we are eating VERY well. Three families take turns at providing dinners, and when we got to Burketown and Karumba, we had a couple of delicious barramundi meals at little outdoor casual places. On to Cobbold Gorge - a place we hadn't been to before; it comes under National Park regulations but is run privately, so some of the area could only be accessed by doing a tour - much the same as Undara Lava Tubes, but there were plenty of free walks in both places as well. So many different birds - all very noisy in some areas! Einasleigh Caravan Park was an experience we had all to ourselves. The owner has developed it for his own lifestyle, and doesn't want any kids or teenagers! (We passed that test!). There are only 8 sites, very well kept as it is his back yard. If the town grows when the mine opens, (supposed to be soon - but they said that 6 years ago as well!), he said he will have to move as it will disturb his peace! He works part time for the Shire doing slashing etc. so has use of equipment. This is the town with 20 people and only 2 workers according to him. Post Office - with residence- is for sale if anyone is interested in parting with $400,000 and living in the middle of nowhere! After spending a night at Granite Gorge with another campfire - one of the nicest spots, we are now in the big city of Cairns for a couple of days, and relishing in the fresh fruit, veges and bread again. Bananas have been non existent, and other fruit was bought by the piece not the KG.

The van is still going, although the 3 tyres that looked good, were not really up to travelling. Think it must have been left in a paddock for a number of years, but now with 3 new ones, and just minor bits falling off - all of which are put back or patched up, we are travelling well with the dust. Perhaps the 2nd part of this trip will have less "off road" travelling! I am a bit like the van - a few things a bit worn! Was trying to squeeze into a small space to do footy tips at a caravan park internet as we had no reception, and "did my back and groin" again, and later had an unfortunate experience with what I thought was a seat, but apparently not - and landed on my backside - hence a very sore coxyx. Also fell flat on my face (luckily on grass), in another C.P. Its only pain, and it hasn't stopped the walks and exploring. Sitting is the worst!

Pat Coffey, August 2011

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A small selection from: "Half a Century and More" - A collection of verse, by Rolf Bonacker

WHO KNOWS, WHO CARES

So who knows

Which way the wind blows?

And who cares

What the weather dares?

Winter sun

Pleases everyone,

Teeming rain

Is the gardeners gain,

Early roses

Make scented posies.

Fruit that's ripe

Feeds birds at night,

Greedy grub

lives in tiny bud;

Ghost gums bloom

In the heat of noon,

Stars hang bright

In a silver night,

In the silent dawn

A new day born.

THE SPARSE GARDEN

My garden isn't beautiful

It isn't very big,

I only grow what I can eat

And rarely do I dig.

I do grow baby carrots
And lovely sweet green peas
And silver beet is something beaut
When brushing round my knees.

Spring onions I like to grow

And green shallots as well,

I grow the odd tomato too

I know the surplus sells.

Of beans I never have enough

I eat them every day,

But that's about the lot I grow

So for the rest I pay!

Education — A trilogy

The Teacher

I'm the master of the metaphor
The commander of the comma
I can infiltrate the mindless brain
With smart and clever dogma.

I'm a genius with geometry
Can compose a bold senarius,
I can teach you trigonometry
And play with numbers various.

No matter if your brain is sterile
I can pound a pronoun in your head
If you're light on comprehension
I will drill you till you're dead.

I've taught the so-called rich and famous
Their adverbs and their nouns with vigour
And in their wider world I've taught them
To laugh — and not to snigger.

I'm the very wizard of a windbag
Propounding knowledge in a stream
And I'll teach you damn near anything
If you listen while you dream.

So, all you rich and wealthy masters
Who have kids who need instruction
I'm the doyen of the dunce's cap
Lend me their brains – I'll make them function.

The parent

My daughter's very pretty
But young and needs tuition
Please teacher, can you tutor her?
Oh please make that your mission

Please show her all the graces
That little girls should know
To knit fine babies' jumpers
To stitch a charming bow

To cook with flair and passion
Italian or Chinese
To roast a haunch of venison
And what to serve with peas.

She needs to know the dainty things
And how to dress with style
How to pluck her eyebrows neat
To simper and beguile.

I'd like my girl to win with charm
The most elegant of men
To live a life of happiness
For ever and amen.

But, I'm afraid the future may
Not be so kind and gracious
Of wealth I have not very much
And men are so rapacious.

Please do your best, I know you will
To educate my daughter
Lead her gently, lead her kind
For I cannot support her.

The Pupil

I go to school each weekday
I'm not too sure what for
The teacher says I'm lazy
And I get whacked until I'm sore.

I knows how to wash a car
And dig a garden bed
Teacher says I'll never earn
Cash to buy my daily bread.

Parenthesis I cannot use
To fill and empty belly
What's the use of algebra
When sitting watching telly?

I know that one and one make two
That mutton comes from sheep
That boots is made for walking
And me bed is where I sleep.

The rest I reckon useless
Just.fills me head with crap
Me hands can fix a motor
And me fists can win a scrap.

So keep your fancy knowledge,
I knows just what I need
To count me daily dollars
And to get a reg'lar feed.
© rolf bonacker

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