Grand Master:   Eva "Codpiece" Hookey	Relig. Advisor: David "Point Post" Shearn
Hash Cash:  Mirian "Tiger Moth" Cruz	Grog Master: David "Mothball" De Freitas
Checking Chicken: Lai "Lotsa Fun" Leicester	Sgt@Arms:  Nick "NickleB" Leicester
Soc Sec:	On Sec:  Liz "Cheesecake" Kelly
Hash Haberdash:	Hare Raiser: Rowan "Cooch" Compagnoni
Hash Flash: Eva "Codpiece" Cox	Web Master:  John "Klingon" Perkins

Run 1274, 9 July 2008
Hare: GG
Venue: Angel Tavern, Cnr Glenferrie Rd and Dandenong Rd, Malvern

An enthusiastic pack of about 13 runners looked a bit reluctant to venture out into the cold Melbourne night but in the end they were ushered off by stand-in GM, Pointy. On left, into the cold air we scurried leaving our valued belongings in the safe care of GG.

Early FRTs were Flem and Two Bottoms and of course the new runner (whose name I can’t remember) Let’s call him (for now) The Other Bloke. The scribe, being new to Melbourne, at no time on the run, had any clue as to where he was so no details of street names etc. would be valid. We did at one stage run along Dandenong Road.

The trail was well set and in my opinion, a truly excellent run. Some of the other runners were mumbling about f*cking boring run, not enough checks etc. (These miscreants may have been Cooch, Flem and Two Bums) I can’t really remember, I was just happy to be there. Yeah, and I think Nickleby was there too, but far be it from me to dob. Eventually there was a magnificent check back, which did catch all of these whinging FRTs and the pack was re-united when Lots Of Fun, E&B and Tiger Moth appeared.

From that point on the pack was kept together by the hare’s obvious skills, using tricky FTs and the occasional CB at every opportunity.

Walkers, It Wasn’t Me, Wee Lassie and Pointy did a separate walker’s trail and arrived back at the pub just before the main pack.

The food and drink deal at the pub was good and we managed to scare away all the regulars, emptied the bar, in fact (I think it’s got something to do with the Golden Shorts), before Pointy convened the circle.
Lots of Fun celebrated 280 runs. Well done

Charges came fast and furious from the floor and choir mistress, E&B, provided some great dirty ditties, just about had a different one for each charge.

Charges were as follow :-
E&B, Cooch and Pointy  Publically shamed as being UNFINANCIAL

GG  Leaving the bags unattended so that he could go and extract      money from the hole-in-the-wall. (To pay his subs so that’s OK)

Lots of Fun   Hadn’t heard of Rocky Horror Show

Nickleby Stand-in for Clingon who omitted to put GG on his daughter’s birthday party list

Flem Didn’t show any concern that his wife (and future offspring) was missing, when he arrived back from the run. She was in the other bar playing pool with some of the regulars

Cooch Some obscure trumped-up charge

 Grewsome For reminding GG of the name of a US harriette at Interhash 2000.  Wonderwoman is her name and GG was caught in a very compromising position with her
 
Run 10/10
Venue 10/10
Food 10/10
Excellent run GG

OnOn

Scribe: Grewsome

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