Grand Master:   Phillip "Prince" Johnson	Relig. Advisor: David "Point Post" Shearn
Hash Cash:  Mirian "Tiger Moth" Cruz	Grog Master: David "Mothball" De Freitas
Checking Chicken: Lai "Lotsa Fun" Leicester	Sgt@Arms:  Nick "NickleB" Leicester  & Phillip "Mummies Boy" Edwards
Soc Sec:  Dana "Dangerous" Clementz	On Sec:  Liz "Cheesecake" Kelly
Hash Haberdash: Lorraine "Egg & Bacon Pie"	Hare Raiser: "The Shah", "Flem "& "It Wasn' Me"
Hash Flash: Eva "Codpiece" Cox	Web Master:  John "Klingon" Perkins

Run 1270, 11 June 2008
Hare: Pointpost
Venue: 11 Muswell Hill Glen Iris

Unfortunately the run set off late, so GG was able to catch up. We set off through the well manicured streets of Glen Iris, past some excellent real estate and gorgeous houses. Pointy's arrows are small but perfectly formed. Pointy understands the hash brain - his trail had us all guessing. He didn't lose anyone and brought us all home together.

Your scribe is suffering relevance deprivation syndrome, so going blonde and wearing purple leggings did the trick - what a way to get attention - got touched up by Sooty, abused by everyone else, got a wardrobe charge and lots of constructive feedback - mostly from colour blind people who come to hash every week looking like they just got dressed in the dark, inside a Salvation Army clothing donation bin.

For food we had Pointy Surpise. Yes, at 8pm. the pizzas turned up. There was a pineapple one with desiccated ham and cheese, a veggo one with vegetables, a spicy one with salami, tomato and cheese (I'm struggling to make this interesting) all with nice, thin, crispy bases. For afters we had fruit cake. And there was heaps to go around so we didn't have to resort to Lord of The Flies behaviour.

The run was awarded 29/30, losing  a point on account of there being only one on-back.

Returnees
Fat Crushing Bastard, Too Easy, Grewsome, Wee Lassie, Sooty, GG.

Special Runs
NickleB x 277, Pointy x 622, Cheesecake x 311, Codpiece x 44, GG x 777.

Charges
-Modnoc, NickleB, GG and Cheesecake on wardrobe charges.
-Codpiece for giving everyone the windup with her battery free Bunnings torch.
-Cheesecake and Codpiece for finding sexual innuendo possibilities in torch sizes.
-Fat Crushing Bastard for giving Too Easy a tongue sandwich on the run.
-LubangOz for getting lost even though he had a map and lives in the next suburb.
-Udder, former Deputy Commissioner Of Tax in the Seychelles, for harboring Tony Mokbel on his way to Greece.
-Colours, employee of Dept of Human Services, because 72% of Herald/Sun readers think that public servants don't work too hard.
-Prince on his last GM run, for letting hash go to rack and ruin with no Checkin Chicken, & no runs planned after AGM.
-Klingon for being an ex GM with sour grapes because he didn't think of the rack and ruin thing when he was exiting GM.
-Sooty and Cheesecake because Sooty touched up Cheesecake's purple leggings.
-Flem for calling IWM "the Bulge".
-Codpiece and Sooty for having arthritis and not drinking enough alcohol as per Sun article about Swedish research which says that grog helps arthritis (gets rid of it, that is).
-Lotsa and Tiger for talking in the circle.
-Udder was charged with something involving MT Martha, a bull and the Chinese.

 Scribe: Cheesecake
 

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