Grand Master:   Phillip "Prince" Johnson	Relig. Advisor: David "Point Post" Shearn
Hash Cash:  Mirian "Tiger Moth" Cruz	Grog Master: David "Mothball" De Freitas
Checking Chicken: Lai "Lotsa Fun" Leicester	Sgt@Arms:  Nick "NickleB" Leicester  & Phillip "Mummies Boy" Edwards
Soc Sec:  Dana "Dangerous" Clementz	On Sec:  Liz "Cheesecake" Kelly
Hash Haberdash: Lorraine "Egg & Bacon Pie"	Hare Raiser: "The Shah", "Flem "& "It Wasn' Me"
Hash Flash: Eva "Codpiece" Cox	Web Master:  John "Klingon" Perkins

Run 1259, 09 April 2008
Hares: Nickleby & Lotsafun
Venue: 3/25 Riversdale Rd Hawthorn

Visitor
Mr Chips from Wessex

Returnees
Boxy, 2 Bottoms, LubeOil, LubangOz, Cheesecake

Significant Runs
GG x 767, IWM x 49

2 Bottoms awarded NicklBy and Lotsa 20/21 for the run on account of the delicious Malaysian chilli con carne curry and the precise yet imprecise excitement of the run markings. Lots of arrows but embedded GPS in NickleBY's International Roast-tin-on-a-stick is skew-wiff cos arrows were beside themselves. Runners had little arrows and Walkers had really little arrows. Ran past some excellent real estate and traversed world's longest on back. Lots of time was spent looking for trail - young Cooch and young Prince madly running about - until poker face E&B revealed she had a map.

You know how those clean cut young Latter Day Saint missionary lads sometimes go into 25 Riversdale Rd but never come out again, well Chicko dug up some really yummy bones in Lotsa's back garden and crunched the night away. He loved the chilli too.

You know how it's fun to have a guilty secret, well at one stage E&B put her empty plate down (empty but for a quarter bread roll). I thought - the woman's born in a tent if she thinks it's OK to abandon empty plate instead of disposing of thoughtfully - so I disposed of it thoughtfully in Lotsa's bin. Soon after, across a crowded garage, I noticed E&B going all apoplectic to Lotsa about whereabouts of plate and orphaned bread roll quarter which she had been saving to savour. Oops, I thought. She accused all the usual suspects of plate nicking - Pointy, NickleBy, 2 Bottoms, Lotsa and everyone else with convict ancestors. She was offered lots of other empty plates, but no amount of plates would placate her - she wanted her plate. The best bit was in the circle when she charged MothBall with plate nicking - Mothy being a cool, calm, placid, chilled-out sort of guy, protested like he was going to have a brain rupture.

Charges
-GG for spilling food for Chicko.
-LuBangOz for living in Hawthorn and getting lost in Hawthorn.
-Pointy for starting with the runners and finishing with the walkers.
-Lotsa for believing in the divorce lawyers dream - what's hers is hers and what's theirs is hers.
-Klingon for forgetting hash haberdash.
-Klingon for having to clean his car on way home after Chicko reprocesses malaysian chilli con carne and assortede bones.
-GG for thinking that chilli con carne is a curry.
-GG for insinuating that Boxy would throw up in Klingon's car on way home.
-Flem and Sooty on wardrobe infringements for wearing official interhash gear.
-NickleBY and Lotsa for providing bones for Chicko.
-Mothball for cleaning up E&B's plate and bread roll quartile before she's finished.
-E&B for suggesting that any man would ever clean up.
-Sooooty for servicing 6 young Perth women at Interhash.
-Boxy for wanting Chicko to lick him. (He's from QLD).
-MR Chips for going to Melb Ladies Hash for purpose of cracking onto a fine Aussie lass.
-Pointy for being 60.
-Cheesecake for reading map on run.

Scribe: Cheesecake

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Run No. 98, at 3pm 20 April 2008. Hares: TopGum & Bubble Gum
Location: Silvan Reservoir Park, Stonyford Road Silvan. Map  120, G 11,
Run No. 99, at 3pm 18 May 2008. Hares: Kokup & Punch
Location: Lerderderg State Park, off Cameron Road, Lerderderg, via Bacchus Marsh
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