History of the Classiest Volkswagen
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The history of the VW Beetle includes more than just Hippies driving along Brunswick St. on Sunday afternoons. Its history goes all the way back to the era of Adam and Eve.

Adam was driving along Route 666 on a Sabbath afternoon when God struck him down and gave him nine demerit points for driving on the Sabbath.

As a result of being struck down Adam had to go to hospital. While he was there he had to have a rib removed because it was rotting. (Rib-Rot is one of the many complications that can be expected after being struck down by God.)

The next series of events is not stated very clearly in our copy of "The Christian Atheist's Bible". The gist of it is that somehow Adam's rib ended up in a waste disposal unit with some Hyperholyfluxo (used for wart removal). After a little while of being left alone the two substances reacted to form Eve!

Adam and Eve spent many years together living happily in Eden until one fateful day. Adam and Eve were going down to the Holy Apple Tree for a picnic in their now restored VW. Adam, as people often do, opted for the lazy option. He parked in a loading zone right in front of the apple tree. Sure enough, God was doing his job and watching them. Adam was fined 23 pikots ($100 approx.) and had four demerit points added.

Adam and Eve were deported from Eden to 'Elsewhere'. This was not the worst of it though. God was not going to let the human race have the motor car again for about another million years!