Here is a look at the lighter side of ....
GOOD DOCTORS ... BAD DOCTORS ...UGLY DOCTORS
Good doctors are honest about their mistakes.
Bad doctors bury theirs.
Ugly doctors are mistakes.
Good doctors are honest with money.
Bad doctors double-dip.
Ugly doctors drive ugly imported cars.
Good doctors listen.
Bad doctors argue.
Ugly doctors do neither.
Good doctors share all information they have.
Bad doctors don't share, because sharing information
is sharing power.
Ugly doctors don't have information.
Good doctors treat patients like mature adults.
Bad doctors treat patients like retarded 5 year olds.
Ugly doctors are retarded 5 year olds.
Good doctors use plain English.
Bad doctors use jargon that patients don't understand.
Ugly doctors use jargon that only they understand.
Good doctors question their training.
Bad doctors believe the glossy drug advertising.
Ugly doctors write the glossy drug advertising.
Good doctors follow research.
Bad doctors get kickbacks.
Ugly doctors read their bank account.
Good doctors advise.
Bad doctors order.
Ugly doctors woffle.
Good doctors tell about adverse drug reactions.
Bad doctors don't bother.
Ugly doctors don't know about them.
Good doctors report child/spousal abuse.
Bad doctors don't bother.
Ugly doctors are abused by their spouse and children.
Good doctors report adverse drug reactions.
Bad doctors don't bother.
Ugly doctors take the drugs.
Good doctors don't prescribe useless drugs.
Bad doctors prescribe as many useless drugs as possible.
Ugly doctors scribble the prescription so it is misread.
Good doctors don't do unnecessary surgery.
Bad doctors do unnecessary surgery.
Ugly doctors operate on the wrong leg.
Good doctors report misbehaving colleagues.
Bad doctors don't report misbehaving colleagues.
Ugly doctors are the ones misbehaving.
Good doctors intervene in birth as little as possible.
Bad doctors intervene in birth as much as possible.
Ugly doctors are still at the golf course.
Good doctors use common sense.
Bad doctors pracise defensive medicine so they won't get sued.
Ugly doctors try and sue their patients.
Good doctors have an open mind.
Bad doctors all always "right".
Ugly doctors are always wrong.
Good doctors care.
Bad doctors are sarcastic.
Ugly doctors care about being sarcastic.
Good doctors allow the body to heal.
Bad doctors compromise the imune system.
Ugly doctors create more for the body to heal.
Good doctors are patient.
Bad doctors are into power.
Ugly doctors are into being ugly.
Good doctors are servants.
Bad doctors are masters.
Ugly doctors are ugly.