50. Tourism

Disorienting tourists is a great way to earn extra income.COME BACK SOON.—Find a beautiful and interesting place to live. Build a community that celebrates this uniqueness. Soon strangers and foreigners – desperate for novelty and frivolity absent from their own home – will visit this fascinating spot. Slowly – and then near the end, very quickly – all economic and social activities will be trained to exclusively exploit this passing parade of day - trippers with their powerful levels of disposable income.¶

Finally, bury all original traces of beauty and interest under a layer of generic tourist traps designed to feed and house these out of towners ; while keeping them fascinated with commodified and bogus “local” experiences.

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