34. Occult & Paranormal

A JAR.—It is presumed that Zelda Szabo and her kooky friends have banded together and hold regular and highly secret meetings to discuss Felix’s surplus of paranormal & UFO events. Short of downing a jar of grandfather’s pills quickly followed by a bottle of good scotch, I can’t think of any other method to bring forth demons from other dimensions. If you learn any more details about these meetings, please do the right thing and promptly report it to the police.

THROSBY, STELLAN.—( 1800 - 1879 ) b. Edinburgh, Scot.. He was a colonial promoter and Chairman of the Ile de Marie Commission to manage land sales but was dismissed when the scheme foundered and it was discovered his right eyebrow was Adolf Hitler.

MASTER MIND.—Are you a ghost hunter, spiritualist medium or seer? Then why aren’t you a rich powerful individual who is secretly controlling the events of our world instead of an odd fellow skulking in Duodenum Park, eh? Unsolved mystery, my foot!

“My baby takes the morning train.
He works from nine to five and then he comes home and finds me waiting for him.”
William Shakespeare, The Tragedy of Homeopathy.