25. Literary Criticism

SYNDROME.—“Doctor” Enola McLaren of the Mount Gutter Centre for Decentralisation likes books about Tourette Shit Bastard Syndrome. Well f*** me.

GURU.—John Green lives in Fokker Fokker. John Green likes books about the Internet transforming John Green into an Internet Marketing guru. Science fiction or science fact?

EDITOR.—Marilyn Mansion, of Bunkerburra, is President of “Harkaway” – The Ginger Spiekermann™ International Fan Club. Marilyn likes books by Ginger Spiekermann™ – especially the better - written posthumous Ginger Spiekermann™ books. Death has made him a better writer.

REVEALING.—Mara Blakeney, of Caryland, is an executive producer of television programmes. After the break, she will reveal her SHOCKING choice of a favourite book right.

BLACK SWAN.—Sean Oakey, of Farquar, is one of Aust.’ most successful copywriters and motivational liars. He only reads books written by supermodel, Naomi Campbell. Proving supermodels are no strangers to fiction.

DAY BOOK.—Maul Poorly, of Ile De Marie, is the editor of Recreational Drugs Daily. He likes books that tell him what year it is.

GR8.—Koustas Mesa of M, likes 2 read txt on his mob. ph. w&ker. We encourage him to drink & text.

CONSUMPTION.—Dr. Wilbur Macaw, of Callamooloo, was President Gellati’s personal librarian He gained notoriety as “Dr Good Read”, overseeing Gellati’s infamous daily intake of literature.

HEIGHT.—Stephen Smeller, of Felix, is an actor who likes books whose characters are about his height. CORRECTION: Stephen Smeller, of Felix, is an actor who likes scripts based on books whose characters are about his height.

DAY BOOK.—Axis Goldenrod, of Faraway, is Professor of Airline Toiletries at the University of Faraway. He likes books not written by Dr Ernest Quellen.

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