20. Food and Drink - Yokel - The Australist Internet Orifice

20. Food and Drink

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TEACAKES.—
Brother John, Brother John
Are you sleeping?Are you sleeping?
Or did you eat too many teacakes
laced with strychnine

CURDS.—
Mary Muffet sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds & whey
She ate and ate until she did bloat
Then stuck her fingers down her throat

MUNCHIES.—
Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner
With a bong at his feet
And a bad case of the munchies

Just dip in heated oil: an instant treat PAT - A - CAKE.—
Pat - a - cake, pat - a - cake, baker’s man
So I will, master, as fast as I can
Pat it and prick it and stab it and kick it
and break it’s skull with Mum’s vase
and then roast it in the oven and
have the detectives eat the evidence

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