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T H I SM O N T H
| July 2001

An Ile De Marie Stamp
Yes, we have postcards

Events:
Saturday 23rd – Australis Day, but let's not make a big deal of it

Yokel: Fuel the Media - put another personality on the boob tube
Business: Our industrial-military complex is now nice 'n' easy
Politics: History never repeats - but it can give you heartburn

Round the Poll:
What market innovations should Australis Post pursue?
Using toasted cheese as envelope adhesive 25%
Promoting pigeons above staff 33%
Mail cremation as a delivery mechanism 18%
Forwarding all mail via FedEx - at government expense 17%
Self-moistening stamps 6%

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