Like
Rio's Carnival, Yelloween is
our unique festival - one that deftly
encapsulates the spirit of its celebrants.
Similar
to New Orleans and Venice events - where the rulers
become the ruled - our Yelloween also includes a fanciful
role-reversal element.
On
the first day of March, employees
are allowed to capture their employers
- including boards of directors &
dominant shareholders - and lock them
in stocks - where they are publicly
insulted for the next twenty four hours.
Once
released, for the rest of the month,
the employers are forced to make cups
of coffee, lick stamps, pick up dry-cleaning
and other demeaning menial tasks.
PLEASE
NOTE: The Australist Government has
declared any AGM held overseas during
the March as illegal. All participants'
assets will be nationalised
We've
a whole year of festivals.
