Australist Gazette - a taste for the 21st Century The Australis Ensign
Welcome to a publication for people who think celebrity is a renewable resource.— — PREVIOUS EDITIONS
T H I S —M O N T H — | — February 2001

 

Last month was the 213th anniversary of our nation being "discovered" by England. Feeling vaguely patriotic, we found a screensaver and even the national anthem. That should do it for the year.

 

Simply Offal:
Please ignore the Offspring of the Rich and Famous


Want to eat rich food
named after the famous?
Dine at Sycophantasia


Your invited to visit the
THE CONTENT-RICH TOWN
THAT FAME FORGOT

This poll was sponsored by
The National Institute
of Ordinary People

Round The Poll

The Results

 I would like to be famous for...
being Michael Jackson's inner child 13%
being Michael Jackson's indoor child 38%
being Madonna's outer child 25%
being Mia Farrow's 77th adopted child 25%
being Bill Wyman's child-bride 0%

Yokel
 Your Yokel Guide to
Personalities

0A4-10 Hit Parade
0A4-14 Cyrus Borg: a catalogue
100-10 Bests, George Peretz 		100-29 Bests, Archibald Leach
100-42 Bests, Winona Heifetz
100-44 Celebrity Children, Raglan
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