Tuesday, October 29, 2002 Letters tarnish Kirks' hero image Fridtjof Kirk remains one of Australist's greatest heroes, but he also was a skirt-chaser who betrayed his long-suffering wife and family by running off with a size 32 McDonald tartan A-line made from worsted wool. Subsequently, letters written by Eva Kirt cast the Antartica explorer in a new, unflattering light. The letters are (in order of appearance): Y.O.U. S.H.I.T.H.E.A.D.
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Thursday, October 17, 2002 IDEA recalls little 'Snuffig' Swedish furnishing giant IDEA said Thursday that it was recalling a series of cute stuffed bears called Snuffig after discovering that its seams could come undone, revealing bags containing potentially lethal crack cocaine.
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Wednesday, October 16, 2002 Al-Qaeda responsible for Cherry Coke, Oprah Magazine and Survivor.
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Monday, October 07, 2002 White House seconding Blonde Prep-School Types to fight Al Quaed Army of Dorks ... NATIONAL LIMP TOON
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Bin Laden recruiting Teenage Bullies for Schoolyard Attacks? ...
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Van Deimen Pro-lifers say Clinic Employment Termination Agreement is Miscarriage of Justice ...
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