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Ms Miasma Felix |
Every town has one, a zealous local kook who is practically a local landmark. Well the town of Felix is the same, except their world-class nut used to be head of paediatrics at Felix General, Dr Zelda Szabo. "Zombo" or "Ms Miasma" as she is known has covered her house in delusional slogans such as "I'm not alien snack food", "Get your munchies on some other planet", "The Big Hack - One hundred-percent-beef mutilations" and "Felix - the take-away town". Szabo is convinced that the town is a sort of interplanetary truck stop and that Felixians are on the menu. She is often kinder to foreigners and is worth a chat if you see her in the streets. How do you identify her? Well there just aren't that many people wearing gorilla costumes these days (she wears it to deter abduction - "They don't like free-range humans.") She also sells some interesting t-shirts and badges.
Kubrick Street, South Felix. |
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