Mall 365

Raglan

This shopping mall features a different store every day

January
1. Mice "R" Us
2. Second Hand Astrology Charts
3. Charles - The Insect Caterer
4. Rent-a-Bishop
5. Van Diemen Disinformation Office
6. Gerrard & Co - Certified Practising Lunatics
7. Hydraulic Birthing Services
8. Impulse Funerals
9. Vandals - luxury car wrecking services
10. Independent Newborn Beauty Assessments
11. The Old Meat Jam Company
12. Pathology Samples & Seconds
13. Friend & Partner - sexual appliance service centre
14. Merkin Hair Design
15. The $2 Dollar Note Shop
16. Beautiful Day Supplies
17. Australis Federation of Fish Vignerons
18. Soups & Spas
19. Antique & Restored Cancers
20. Just Lint
21. Nobel Prize Rentals
22. International Lava
23. Concept Families by Starck
24. The Panasonic Answering Machine Owner's Club
25. New Gums for Old
26. Metro Cholesterol Scouring
27. Gerbil Wellbeing Centre
28. Cognitive Dissonant Homewares
29. Unusual Shirt Tribunal
30. Ron Brown's Royal Marriage Brokers
31. Sorbet Crisis Counselling

February
1. Martian Language Advisory Centre
2. Drunks On Park
3. Dix University of Pedantry
4. Smells Galore
5. Weather Permits Board
6. City Sewerage & Fun Market
7. McGraw Hand & Nail Beaters
8. Personal Carpets
9. The Sour Ice Creamery
10. Adopt-a-habit
11. Petrol 4 U
12. The Natural Pet Shop
13. United Nations War Crimes Food Court
14. Pooh Doodle Gallery
15. Antarctic Real Estate & Housing
16. Nipples for All Occasions
17. Thank God it's Not February 18
18. Japanese Noodle Mania
19. The Porous Spa Health Club
20. Dark Shadows - a non-lighting company
21. The Duller Image
22. Second-hand Government Consultants
23. Shorts for Giants, Trousers for Everybody but Giants
24. All Terrain Ear-rings
25. False Alarm Systems
26. Crash Sites for the Home
27. Gazza's Beer Reclamation Services
28. Spit Roasts & Saliva-kebabs
29. Once In A Blue Moon

March
1. Ultrasonic Toupees
2. Regwood Timber Stains & Splinters
3. Executive Consultant Consultants
4. Disposable Windows
5. Designer Milks
6. Of Mice & Men
7. Hillary Clinton - The Shop
8. The People Living In Glass Houses Support Group
9. High Performance Smallgoods
10. Dial-a-Phone
11. Artist Breeding Services
12. Oh, for Fuck's Sake, We're Just a Jeans Shop!
13. The Occasional Shower
14. The Extreme Priests
15. Karmic Cars
16. Casino 4 Kid$
17. Rose Tinters
18. Orthopaedic Foods
19. Nothing In Store
20. Immobile Discos
21. Pictures of Bees
22. Testicular Dance Studio
23. Party Clones
24. Christian Investigation & Introduction Services
25. The Ointmented Fly
26. Lamps On Wheels
27. Maxine's Shop
28. Pastry Advisory Service
29. The Teenage Suicide
30. Limelight Tanning Salon
31. The Faddish Fungus

April
1. Self Loafers, By Appointment To Sarah Ferguson
2. Stolen Diaries
3. Avuncular Hand Crushers
4. Optical Birth Control
5. Artificial Seagulls
6. The Lost Hogs Home
7. Hats for Hair
8. 100% Beef Manufactured Meat Company
9. Your Local Smack Dealer
10. ß - the experimental product company
11. Provocative Doors
12. Dust Bowls: Fly-Through Food for Mites
13. The Devil's Soup Kitchen
14. Novelty Books
15. Amish Cybercafe
16. Museum of Modern Farts
17. Limp Joke Condom Supplies
18. Duchamp Toiletries
19. The Sibling Foundry

20. Discreet® - the Internet Advertising Agency

21. Just Dust
22. Bert - The Island Repairer
23. Precision Breakfasts
24. Purely Coincidental, the Surrogate Maternity Shop
25. Hair for Hats
26. Signatures - The Professional Forgers
27. Bumblebee Airlines
28. Rin, Tin & Tin - animal solicitors
29. Foin Spitch Farapy
30. Executive Toys (formerly The Discounted Idea)

May
1. Divorce Stationers
2. Cruelty Free Car Mechanics
3. Nasal Hair Extensions
4. Cats in a cup
5. White Rap Disposal Store
6. The Cross Dresser, Angry Ironer and Laundry Rage Support Group
7. Biomolecular D.I.Y. Centre
8. The 24-Hour Sale Shop
9. Bozo the Shop
10. Sprog the Wallet Doctor
11. Society for the Prevention of Christmas Good Will
12. Name Your Price
13. Jo-Anne Miller and Her Big Cat
14. Lease-A-Friend
15. Perfect Pollen
16. Hobby Restaurant (Efficient, stoic staff wanted)
17. One Hour Injuries
18. Salmon Ella's Fish Cafe
19. Superior Attitude Company
20. Clown Extermination Services
21. Computech Micro 3000 Cactus
22. Emotionally Disadvantaged Personnel Consultants
23. Bullshit Artist Supplies
24. Orb's -the family jewellers
25. Flags to Burn
26. Inferior Interiors
27. Four Hair Hats
28. The Glynis Johns Museum
29. Halitosis Compensation Tribunal
30. Flesh Upholsterers
31. Raglan Police Community Alienation Unit

June
1. Rorschach Carpets
2. Personalized Antonyms
3. Shockers - The Unpleasant Novelty Shop
4. Regimental Headlights
5. Innocent Victim Introduction Agency
6. Self-Adhesive Tents
7. Association of Neil Diamond Manufacturers
8. Metric Milestones
9. Stunt Clouds
10. Carbon Papers & Magazines
11. White's Alibi Fabricators
12. World Class Sand
13. Slap, Dash & Derivative - Architects
14. FREE TIBET* Fact: (*conditions apply)
15. Baby Carriage Window Tinting
16. Television Picture Restorations
17. Abrasive Comments
18. Nannaclean - Grandmother Reconditioning
19. Frenkel's Drive-In Deli
20. Raglan School of Tactile Friendships
21. Pigments of Imagination - The Blemish Store
22. Martial Artists Gallery
23. Busman's Holiday & Travel Agency
24. Washing & Clothes Support Line
25. Flirts for Rent
26. Uma - a shop for Uma Thurman
27. Chronic Insecurity Guards
28. Christian Gas Conversions
29. Fore Hats Here
30. The Financial Ear

July
1. The Cheshire Cat Shop
2. "What a great idea for a shop name^©"
3. Van Diemen Truth Centre
4. 101 Flesh Crawlers
5. Achilles Shoes - Elevator Shoe Specialists
6. The Hate Bank
7. Chair Sitters Club
8. Involuntary Tattoos
9. Cockroach Welfare Society
10. Psychosomatic Healing Centre
11. Phonemes for profit
12. Twee Jackets
13. Sleeping Dog Data Recovery
14. Explain Your Life
15. The CD Coaster Shop
16. Acupuncture Tyre Repairs
17. Mark Thatcher's House of Fun
18. Pre-Mixed Muds
19. Personal Odours
20. Koala Blue
21. Office Humour Supplies
22. Compelling Toilets
23. Flotsam - the shipwreck planners
24. The Index Shop
25. Fly By Night Club Fashion
26. Portable Parents
27. Cyber, Slick, Hype & Buzzword - consultants to anybody
28. Pet Videoconferencing
29. Splosh - the carpet stainers
30. Grand Prix Cacti
31. Advanced Conversation Ignition Systems

August
1. Possessive's - Personal Apostrophe Training
2. Internet Disconnection Services
3. Australis Flashlight Association
4. August Presents
5. Hypochondria Supplies
6. Custard & Dessert Insurers
7. Vulva Spares
8. Bad Hare Clinic
9. 3.14 - the Great Australis Pi Shop
10. Chemical Weapons 4 Kids
11. Drachma Laundry
12. Kidney Stoneworks
13. Home Bias - the International Hotel that comes to you
14. Hanson's Disease Centre - a Political Leprosarium
15. Ear Wigs
16. Unusual Dream Settlement Centre
17. Asphalt Streetwear
18. Technical Hitch & Knot Company
19. Food for Oil Exchange
20. Deregulated Lunch Commission
21. Witticisms-On-Demand
22. Corporate Assassinations
23. Petty Criticisms Tribunal
24. Last Night's Leftovers
25. Kilted Windmills
26. Dutch But Nice
27. The Unsuccessful Psychic
28. Yoda - a salon for hairy, Buddhist, septuagenarian, extra-terrestrial, midget wizards
29. Dignity Pawnbrokers
30. Tabloid Removal - No Anaesthetic Required!
31. Australist Post Backpacker & International Sorting Centre

September
1. Methodist Acting School
2. Domestic Violence Ratings Board
3. Waiting to Inhale Air-conditioning
4. Time Compensation Centre
5. Museum of Novelty Names
6. Hostile Reception Centre
7. Baywatch Inflatables
8. Excuse Bakery
9. Raglan-Paris Estranged Sister City Scenic Tours
10. Rent-a-yoghurt
11. Action Plus Teeth Decorating Services
12. Sleeping Foot Dance Academy
13. KwrrweOwedwxr -DeksTopPubishers
14. Saddam's Dictating Machines
15. Alsatian & Bavarian Studs & Training
16. Ergonomic Celebrities
17. CIA Employment Agency
18. Get A Life Foundation
19. History Disposal Centres
20. Voice Controlled Home Help
21. 24-Hour Eye Glaziers
22. Herbalimp - Natural Prosthetics
23. Elvis Witnesses - The Church of Late Night Drinkers
24. Non-Dairy Cheese-Style Shop
25. Excreta Cooking School
26. Sidestep - Disco Relocations
27. Pressure Sensitive Societal Labels
28. "Just Say No" Hydroponics
29. Dank & Dusty Cellars
30. Raglan 100 - Microfilm Multiplex Cinema Centre

October
1. Class War Militaria
2. Casual Auto Replacements
3. Mike Molotov's Unhappy Hour
4. Good Intentions Paving
5. Dinner Party Pest Control
6. Subliminal Posters
7. Refrigerated Taxis
8. Stained Glass Cleaners
9. Family Baggage
10. Major Ted's Top Secrets
11. Cow City
12. Stodge
13. Spouses to go
14. Kosher Karaoke
15. Nuns Are Fun
16. Blood Direct
17. Cat-o-matic Vending
18. Things of That Nature
19. The Ark of the Covenant
20. School for the Double Blind Test
21. Bored Games
22. Memory Shredding
23. Metro Traffic Shortcuts
24. LP Record Conversions
25. Cupboards That Clean Dishes
26. Semi-colonics
27. Dim, Obvious & Rip-Off Advertising Partners
28. Blackmail Couriers
29. Thin Ice Skating Rink
30. White Line Trucking
31. 126 Men In A Store

November
1. Sun Dried Skin
2. Bill Posters Defence Fund
3. Sneezing for Profit
4. Executive Decisions Security
5. Clinical Fishwives
6. Sexual Sandwiches
7. Internal Retinue Service
8. Peace & Quiet Non-Answering Service
9. Chuck Norris Extractors
10. Drive In Vasectomies
11. Corpse Redecorators
12. "The Shop With No Name^©"
13. Experimental Bread
14. Lip Fasteners
15. Aisles Of Delight
16. Motive, Means & Opportunity, Solicitors
17. Grease Restaurant
18. Whale Watching, Sheep Listening Tours
19. Male Caves
20. Surgical Supermarket
21. Analogue computers
22. Acts of God Faith Insurance
23. Australist Institute of Subsidised then Sponsored Sportspeople
24. Big Car Penis Enlargers
25. Papa Ware
26. Motivational Sneakers
27. Break A Leg
28. Big Earl's 7 Day DNA tests
29. Treads in Time - the tyre gallery
30. Guilt For Hire
31. Narcissus - The Self-Surveillance Shop

December
1. Placebo Pharmaceuticals
2. Partners That Go Bump In The Night
3. Pocket Billiards
4. Automatic Story Teller Machines
5. Shifty Workers
6. 3D Objects
7. The Toilets
8. Dirty Hands Make Dark Work
9. High Tech Nudists
10. Swinging Doors
11. Golf Weapons
12. Crustacean Cremations
13. Delinquent Office Software
14. Imperfect Medical Centre
15. Musical Plumbing
16. D.I.Y. Aircraft Carriers
17. Innocent Framers
18. Galah Public Relations
19. Smelly Cousins
20. Table Appreciation Society
21. Emetic Cakes
22. Dutch But Even Nicer
23. Narrowscreen TVs
24. Frog Brains
25. Final Curtains
26. Talk is Cheep - a bird shop
27. Endurance Memories
28. Cash Perverters
29. TV S&M - A Jingles Bar
30. Cartoonists for Christ
31. The Missing Snake

24 hours. Commercial Park, Sacks, Raglan.
Ph: 874.31.44.3121

Fact: Most restaurant toilets do not require reservations unless there are 4 or more people in your party.

© Copyright Simon Kirby 1996-2005