The Dangerous Dining Clubhouse

Felix

1/5 $$ Barbecues in minefields, pie-eating competitions on rollercoasters and bungee drinking are some of the extreme, half-baked activities that have been tried to create support for this broadly despised club of foolhardy gourmands.

Despite generous dollops of soft drink sponsorship and a line of bright fluorescent coloured merchandise, the public taste has not only not been swayed but possibly made bilious.

The club however seems to revel in its notoriety, to the point of opening their infamous kitchen to any member of the public who fancies being a chef (or even poisoner) for a day.

Kitchen: Sa-Su 6pm-11pm. 42 Drummond St, Sapper, Felix.
New memberships - talk to Merl: 874.59.21.9899

12 cups of honey
2 cups of tacks or drawing pins
1 spoonful of olive oil
1 litre of kerosene
500g of gelatine
A box of matches

Mix up gelatine, olive oil, honey and kerosene.
Wait until almost set. Sprinkle tacks on top.
Wait an hour. Set alight and then eat straight away.
Wait 5 minutes. Call Ambulance. Deserves 4.

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