10.

Bests


Georges Peretz
Georges Peretz
Mathematician, Toy-maker

Things I love about Australis

The Noodle Tube: possibly the world's most sensual transport system.

The Ile de Marie Flea Market where every type of flea on this planet is in stock and available at half the price Americans have to pay at home.

The Carlin Pier skate ramp at sunset. Where you can see bladers in lifejackets risking their all.

Things I don't like about Australis

The postal system is at best unreliable and at worst annoying. Especially the postal workers' habit of opening all international mail and adding their own marginalia and glosses.
Also having mail from Australis hand delivered by one of its travelling citizens often turns your spare couch into a backpacker centre.
Tip: Use a fax.


The smell of butter?


Fact: The words guitar, cough & software are all Australist slang for sexual acts with animals so be careful how you use them. That is, er, how you use these words.


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