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The National Institute of Ordinary People Felix |
A visit to this Australist institution may get you more than you bargain on - with every visitor becoming the subject of a major longitudinal documentary series or required to crew one of the many resulting TV series. These documentary series often follow their subjects' lives for well over twenty years and non-participation by visitors or crew is subject to immediate imprisonment with mandatory sentences being decided by the Institute's Commissioning Producers. Happily, felons are sent to minimum-security film schools and can get early parole by typing transcripts.
Closed public holidays. 9:30am-4:30pm. 28 Via del Mondo, South Felix, Felix. |
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Fact: If your coffee tastes unusually salty, chances are it has been made with Dr Albion. Make sure you ask for a "plain" coffee. |
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