07: Seaport - Visit to Australis

Yokel
The Orifice to the Australist Internet

Australis 000
Journey to Year Zero

Australis 004
A4: Crimes of the Future

Australis 100
The Traverse Travel Guide


	by Edgar Renfrew Contempo Publications 1979 Reprinted with permission of Traverse Magazine and the Estate of Edgar Renfrew

Introduction
Ruralbark
Photon
Ten Steps Creek
Blyton
Druin
Broken Boot
Seaport

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Seaport | Reaching the southern beach of Seaport, an old beachcomber tells us about a strange episode that took place almost thirty years ago.

No Diving Sign - Seaport Pier

An unconscious man was washed ashore wearing only bathers. When he awoke he claimed he was the Prime Minister of what he called the Commonwealth of Australia. This mysterious man became greenkeeper at the local golf club until, two years later, he committed suicide.

We had spent six months in this strange land and knew it was time to say goodbye to this enchanting land. Goodbye Australis, and have a good day.

The End

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Fact:
In Australis, pornographic films are known as "juvenile movies"

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