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Australis 000
Journey to Year Zero
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A4: Crimes of the Future
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The Traverse Travel Guide
   
Visit to Australis
by Edgar Renfrew
Contempo Publications 1979
Reprinted with permission of Traverse Magazine
and the Estate of Edgar Renfrew

 


Introduction

Ruralbark
Photon
Ten Steps Creek
Blyton

Druin

Broken Boot
Seaport

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Traverse Action

Explore

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Ten Steps Creek | 50 miles away, we encounter Ten Steps Creek, where Mayor Ariel Drew greets us warmly and invites us to attend a town meeting.

In the local town hall, we encounter an event that can only be described as a cross between a council meeting and the Donahue show. The whole town has turned out for the meeting - many of the citizens hold placards with well typeset slogans. . .

Soon, Mayor Ariel, is holding forth on stage, using a handheld microphone with an assured technique that Walter Cronkite would envy.

Mayor takes counsel from the Council that needs counselling

MAYOR ARIEL
This town is the most blessed place our magical Higher power has ever created. I would like to say that because of my alcohol dependency problem we’re going to have to raise the water rates again. There, now that I’ve finally told you I feel so much better.

The meeting errupts into applause. This is a meeting big on positive re-inforcement.

Later the local butcher takes the stage:

Ten Steps is full of SNAGS

LOCAL BUTCHER
Life is about death. We are all dependent on the life-force of other things to survive. We live on a small planet. Which is why I’m having a special on sausages this week - 10 for 3 dollars.

More applause from the supportive town population.

The butcher hangs his head - overcome - and he sobs his thanks.

Halfway through an encore perfornance by the Ten Steps Bulimic Choir, a disgruntled man in white overalls walks onstage. He identifies himself as an employee off the local electricty utiility and is holding up what looks like a large a bill.

Ten Steps: Soon to be sister city to Ruralbark?

ELECTRALIS TECHNICIAN
I’m from Electralis and I have to tell you that I work for a dysfunctional organisation with a history of user abuse. And because I am co-dependent with this fundaholic I'm afraid I have no choice but to turn off your power...


There's wild applause - this seems to be the confession of the night - several of the townsfolk actually jump on the stage and hug him!

The Electralis technician thanks them for their support and for being so understanding. He yells to someone called Larry to "pull the plug". As the hall is blanketed in darkness the people of Tens Steps Creek, once again, break into supportive applause...

We're told town meetings in Ten Steps Creek can last months...

Next page | Madison Ave in the fields



 
A Map of Australis

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A Town in Recovery

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I Amuse My Wife & My Children

 

 

 

 

 

 

I Co-Depend on 10 Steps

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Fact:
Ile de Marie's
Hard Rock Cafe is a quarry.

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Ten Steps is Clean & Serene
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