49. Sport

GENERAL HINTS ON CYCLING.—1. Lubricate little and often. 2. Rub mud off while it is wet, and polish at leisure. 3. Pump rear hard ; the front may be considerable softer. 4. Make yourself expert in mounting and dismounting. 5. Raise the heel gradually during the downstroke and lower it slowly during the upstroke. 6. When calling at hotels, hand your machine over to some responsible employé ; otherwise, if it be stolen you have no redress.

HUNTING SEASONS.— Watchable Television.—November 20 to March 3. New Television.— March 3 to March 31. Decent Television.— March 31 to November 19. Deer.—April 15 to September 15. Tennis Players.—December 26 to April 15. Aggressive Homosexual Butlers.—October 12

“I am the love that dare not bark its name.” Rufus A. Labrador.