48. Sociology

A SURVEY.—Have you ever used a re - usable envelope? Send your responses to Dr Ernest Quellen, Room 406, Stationery Ward, Felix General Psychiatric Hospital.

BOOK HIM, GWEILO.—A wonderful account of Australist working class life at the turn of the 20th century as seen through the eyes of the erotic Chinese ghosts, the filmed - entertainment Recent Studies in Paraethnomethodopistemology has just been novelised. Essential for any understanding of the Australist condition, the book must be presented to the pharmacist before any topical cream will be dispensed.

An Australist handshake can be a bit more involved.QUORN, ESTHER.—( 1852 - 1923 ) b. Buggery. A ponderous but brilliant thinker who wrote a book after someone recommended she should.

DON’T, BY GUM.—It will strike observers from older countries with astonishment, and perhaps with dismay, the national fluidity of Australist institutions & political diversity. Experiments are lightly entered upon and as lightly abandoned if found unsuitable. A word of caution for British citizens, a recent and popular policy is the transportation to V. D. land ( ! ) of anyone complaining ( particularly with a Yorkshire accent ) that “…it’s not at all like the proper way we do things at Home.”

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