TIME ZONES.—Look at your watch.
TRAVEL VISAS.—Ask your father.
FATHER.—Go ask your mother.
FINANCE.—Don’t you worry about that. Leave that to the grown-ups.
CHILD ABUSE.—What in God’s name do you want to know about that? Maybe you should you have a long chat with Father Kevin, he’ll straighten you out. What do you mean you’ve already had intercourse with him?
RAINFALL.—Go outside.
LEGAL AID.—Go talk to your uncle.
FOREIGN CURRENCY.—Not worth the palm leaves they are printed on.
DICTIONARIES.—Honestly, I think we can do without these and their
STANDARDS.—No decent ones left. Fuck it!
 42. RECREATION |
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 44. RELIGION |