36. Petroleum

OILY TO RISE.—The Great Gusher at Frenkel, 80 kilometres south of Raglan, shot 100 metres into the air, and continued pouring out at the rate of nearly 9 million litres a day before he was finally stopped. Although disguised as a Circus clown, The Gusher's true identity was revealed as Jan Escrow, the town mayor of Frenkel.

Always extinguish a camp fire before quitting the sauna.