33. New Age

DID YOU KNOW?—

1. A drive in a W111 “Fin-body” Mercedes Benz 230S Sedan ( 1965 - 68 ) will quickly purge any heavy metal build up in your bank account.
2. Placing a “nodding dog” toy on the rear window ledge will correctly align your vehicle’s chi - energy lines. Get your mechanic to check your dog whenever you have a service – as a rule, they should be replaced every 20,000 miles. Getting blocked chi -lines can be very expensive to repair.
3. The 1964 2CV 4X4 Espagne is an irritant to the eyes, the skin and respiratory tract and is moderately poisonous if swallowed.
4. James Lovelock invented the Gaia hypothesis in the backseat of a partially - restored 1970 Dodge Dart Swinger 340 while looking through old girlie magazines.
5. Garlic will stimulate your carburettor’s immune system.
6. Brown Austin Healeys are extremely dangerous to fish and will kill bees.
7. Each 20 H.P. Rolls - Royce ( 1922 - 1929 ) owner’s manual contains detailed instructions on how to exorcise the chauffeur should he become possessed by a succubus or Marxism.
8. That occasional rattle you’ll hear is only the sound of an angel not wearing a seat - belt.
9. The manufacturers of the Humber Super Snipe offer a lifetime guarantee that every driver will re - incarnate as Shirley MacLaine. Ms. MacLaine has endorsed this guarantee.
10. Studies have found while a red sports car will lengthen a man’s penis it will not restore a circumcised foreskin.

Rembember to dip a German in cold water before pouring in the jelly.