28. Media

EDITORS.—Easily controlled by inserting your hand inside or by pulling on a set of wires.

SUB-EDITORS.—More correctly identified as “neanderthal remains”.

SENIOR JOURNALIST.—A Journalist who has lost his licence due to drink - driving.

JOURNALIST.—When journalists visit pig farms, the animals have been known to complain about the smell.

CADET JOURNALIST.—An under - paid child of drinking age who is responsible for the next round of drinks as well as chauffeur for senior journalists.

“A nation is a heavy burden for any reclining chair” Robert Prost.