22. Health.

MEASLES.—The link between German measles and Germans was established by Vincent Malcolm, the Chief Surgeon of Felix General.

HANGOVER.—Sister Edmund Leery’s use of barbecued sausages as suppositories have made her hangover rehabilitation methods both influential and controversial.

VIRUS.—Rock River Virus – which left its victims mute, lethargic, stiff - necked and nauseous – waas not a virus at all but the result of conversations with local librarian, James Coolio.

AMBULANCE.—Australist Ambulance services refuse to transport anyone who has dirty underwear.

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