11. Crime and Punishment

FEEDING.—Housed in such a manner, criminals often produce offensive smells - those of you spend time around the elderly may well be familiar with this sulphurous perfume. ( DID YOU KNOW in Van Deimen’s Land this stench will qualify You for the Pension. ) The feeding of your criminals will result in greater expenditure on.a variety of staple foods - especially replacement smaller criminals.

BREEDING.—Unlike the higher echelons, in - breeding of consecutive generations has had little beneficial effect upon the criminal family ; while putting gunpowder in their water generally keeps then quiet.

EXHIBITING.—Shaving their heads reveals a rich and varied landscape of knobs and bumps – a terrain map of Criminal and Recidivist tendencies towards both property and branded sportswear.