January 2001 - The Australist Gazette


Welcome to the Australist Gazette, a publication for people who thought HAL was right.— — PREVIOUS EDITIONS

T H I S —M O N T H — | — January 2001

Now that it is BBQ season in Australis, it's time we remebered those charcoaled souls that came before us.

Wear them, you fools

ADOLF MARX finds four things about Australis that he is fond of.

Satellite of love or high tech stalking? There's no doubt that Big Brother is watching you. But maybe someone else wants to be your nearest and dearest.

This poll was sponsored by the Drayton Clinic The Results	If I could surgically alter my dog, I would...
	Change his smell	15%
	Lengthen his hind legs	38%
	Graft a human ear on to his forehead	8%
	Put his testicles out of reach	31%
	Give him that gender reassignment she has always wanted	8%

Your Yokel Guide to
Medicine &
Psychiatry

000-03 Ten Steps Creek
0A4-05 Entoptipan
0A4-09 The Biolympiad
100-04 Gustav's, Lower Denture
100-26 Who's That Stiff!, Felix
100-46 Drayton Clinic, 6000

100-49 Rainbow Connection, Ile de Marie
100-58 Initial Child, Paine
100-68 Health Insurance Tip
100-82 Hope Springs, Seaport
100-87 20 Grand Hotel, 6000

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