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Welcome to the Australist Gazette, a publication for countries that have outlawed Barbara Streisand.— — PREVIOUS EDITIONS

T H I S —M O N T H | December 2000

It is now safe to turn off your computer, honest

This December 13 only: Mall 365 features Delinquent Office Software.
D.O.S. also has a new screensaver available for you to download.

Head with veins

Imagine Sotheby's made of frozen blood? Well Cyrus did.

This month, Ile de Marie celebrates
St Patrick's Doze online.

Gentle Breeze Atmosphere Systems

Al KonigsbergALLEN KONIGSBERG invites
you to enjoy fine
Australist cinema.

Bert De Love wants youTHE PEOPLE OF DRUIN invite you to slip into something more comfortable.

Yokel
 Your Yokel Guide to
Sex and Love

 100-20 Mnemonic Sex, Cape Torque
100-38 Hot House Hotel, Felix
100-48 Crosswell Bridge, Paradiddle
100-55 Swamprot's Studio, Callamooloo
100-61 Alley Baa Baa, Ile de Marie
 100-62 The Square Peg, Cape Torque
100-65 Tittybob Monument, Ile de Marie
100-69 Condom Million, Ile de Marie
100-92 Honey Trap, Cape Torque
100-96 The Over Ball, Mount Gutter
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