Tuesday, April 29, 2003
DVDs still to win
Everyone's a winner with Mariah Carey... Win a free Glitter DVD or a runner up prize of the DVD, branded t-shirt, keyring and cap (all autographed by Ms Carey & the entire cast, crew, marketing and merchandising divisions), all courtesy of 20th Century Fox Home Video. All you have to do is ask and we will send the lot to you, yes, we'll pay for everything.
posted by Special K 4:06 PM

Monday, April 28, 2003
US Establish connection between Al Queda and the Iragi regime: Kevin Bacon
posted by Special K 3:21 PM

Monday, April 21, 2003
Top Iraqi official in US Comedy
The US military said a key member of Saddam Hussein's inner circle, one of 55 Iraqi officials most wanted by the United States, had been taken into custody by US troops, and is now represented by International Creative Management who have already negotiated a guest appearance in My Big Fat Greek Life.
posted by Special K 10:58 PM

Thursday, April 10, 2003
UNUSUAL ANAGRAMS
Mariah Carey = Achy Rear End
Britney Spears = Prissy Baby Porn
Beyonce Williams = Now Imbecile Singer
Jaen Brin = Mama couldn't spell
Robbie Williams = Mislabel lowbrow
Geri Halliwell = Eager will diet
Michael Jackson = Cock Arse Man Jail
posted by Special K 11:07 PM

Monday, April 07, 2003
Police give up futile search for missing Survivor IV: Thailand audiences.
posted by Special K 11:14 PM

Sunday, April 06, 2003
UNPOPULAR BLOGS
A comprehensive list of Web Diaries that have never been viewed by a single living Australist

01 Fat, fifty, horny ::: :::
02 From the Desk of Paul Scheaffer ::: :::
03 Intimate Tax Reform ::: :::
04 My Outlandish Coffee Consumption ::: :::
05 CAt oN THe kEyBOaard ::: :::
06 John, Green, Internet Marketing Guru's amazing insights into e-commerce and the new consumerist paradigm - help me I am homeless ::: :::
07 Travally Fillets ::: :::
08 I, Mariah ::: :::
09 The When and Why of Aseptic Packaging ::: :::
10 Caramel macchiato ::: :::
posted by Special K 4:18 PM

Thursday, April 03, 2003
A NOTE FROM THE SITE ADMINISTRATOR
You have a friend that respects you and cares about your well being. This friend wants to bring your attention to a problem you sometimes have with repeating anecdotes. Many of us are unable to discuss this subject face to face. We believe it could ruin a good working relationship. And since your friend has a sincere desire to help you, we have been asked to kindly step in as neutral party. Please read further.

A negative reaction to a repeated story is normal in Australist culture. Coworkers often ostracize, or otherwise treat cruelly, a person with this problem. And a person being this kind of bore is often last in line for promotions at work. This could lead to poor self-esteem and depression.

If one's story-telling is not relieved by new anecdotal material then one should consider other causes. There are indeed many reasons why personally significant events don't occur - including an unbalanced work/home life and excessive sleep. Anecdote repetition could also be an indication of an illness such as a coma and brain damage. So, if these basic life-skills do not help, it would be very wise to consult a clinical psychologist.

On behalf of your friend, I wish you much future success.

posted by Special K 11:03 PM

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