Tuesday, September 03, 2002
Japanese Whale expert: 'Best to research Keiko'
While Keiko the killer whale frolicked in a western Norwegian fjord Tuesday, a Japanese whale expert warned that Keiko may not survive the winter. If he doesn't detach himself from humans soon, it may be best to destroy him and make him into sandwiches, he said. Rumours concerning the star of the movie, Free Willy, have abounded recently, including an undenied accusation that Keiko has a heroin habit and was living incognito outside the northern Centralist town of Grasp Hill in June before swimming to Norway to meet his dealer.
posted by Special K 4:24 PM

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