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Tuesday, July 16, 2002

Glottal Stop Stamp


Glottal Stop Protects New CD Online in an Old-Fashioned Way
Australist roots music group, Frenkel, has thwarted prerelease of their music on the Internet not through digital protection or online policing, but with an old-fashioned "taken too many drugs and can't be bothered recording anything any one wants to listen to" approach.

posted by Special K 3:53 PM


Bad usability design blamed for road toll
Poor roads, badly designed vehicles and inadequate crash barriers played a deadly role in keeping Australis' road toll at unacceptably high levels, a road safety conference was told yesterday. Yakov Nosum, the country's premier usability expert, told the audience that more experts like himself needed to be employed.

posted by Special K 3:52 PM

Wednesday, July 10, 2002
Dr Albion's Medicated Tonic - Drink it, you Fools

State will ban soft drug drink sales in schools
The National Council on Nutrition and Physical Activity (SEF) will forbid the sale of soft drinks spiked with Rohypnol in Australist schools beginning this autumn. The council said fighting tooth and moral decay was a priority.

posted by Special K 4:50 PM

Thursday, July 04, 2002
I lied to shield my arse: Minister
A Government Minister admitted last night he had lied to parliament, saying he did so only to protect his own bottom.

posted by Special K 4:39 PM

Monday, July 01, 2002
Government unveils anti-sarcasm plans
Sure!

posted by Special K 4:18 PM

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