Navel Eddy

The time I fell and bruised my knee
Red raw it was
Bloody hurt I can tell
Ooh I bet it did Betty
Did I mention our Bertha is pregnant again
Again, fucking hell, don't they knwo about rubber jonnies around her way
NO they wouldn't, being all dumb arseholes
But really Jean, preggie again, how many kids does she want
An army
Really
Yes
Fucking hell
Who's the dad this time
Navel Eddy
Navel Eddy with the six foot cock
My he's a good shag
You had him then
Oh aye, many a time when the cunts hot and horny I've called on Navel Eddy
To fill the gap
Get it
Fill the gap
Oh Betty you are awful.
Has he really a six foot cock
Feels like it when he's ramming it deep inside you
You can feel it straining to break through into your belly
Bleedin brilliant
And sucking him off when that spunk flies into your gob
Woosh
Tastes superb and must be a pint full if half
Wish they served that down the legion
So he's the dad
Apparently
Navel Eddy, are they going to get married or owt like that
No, Bertha is happy with old Fred and he's great with the kids
He don't mind her playin about 
In fact he encourages her
What a setup
Fancy a bit with Navel Eddy
Well I am feeling a bit raw and coudl do with a good shafting
Up me arse is where I like it
Got the vaseline in my bag so I am always ready
There he is
Eddy come here
Hi there Betty, how are you. Fancy a quick one, my cock is on fire
I do but me mate here is wanting one up her Hershey passage, fancy it.
Too right I do
Fancy a shag up the chocolate canal then darling
Get it out and I'll show you what I want
Save some for me Eddy
Sure Betty, no problem as they say in Oz