Something decent for Tea

Cascade of love shattered my lonely heart.
Why do you leave me when I love you so muhc
Tears flowed from my ducts
I smiled to myself at the baseness of it all
I couldn't give a shit if she left so why did I carry on so
Part of the game
End the relationship with a bang 
Make her feel sorry for you
Not too sorry
You don't want her to change her mind and stay
Oh no
Get shut of the nagging old cow as quick as possible
Get the love bed ready for some new and lucky recruits
Already had the tendrils out and snared a few eager ones.
Now shes feeling sorry for me
Good.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!
Stay, of course my darling, nothing would make me happier.
NO, piss off
Bloody hell, never knew my acting was this good.
Ah well, leastways i'll have something decent for tea tonight.