Strange Chrimbo

Bye bye birdy, birdy bye bye
I saw a camel coming through the eye of the needle 
Looking very smug. Hey boy I shouted
He eyed me up and down and sang
Come to me brother and repent your sinners
For you are a sinner against man and God
You what I said
What you talking about arsehole
Praise be to the most Holy
I have found a despicable man to save from the devils embrace
Give me the strenght oh God to save this poor man
You gone loopy or what man
What this bullshiiiiiit you talking about devils and gods.
I don't need no saving,
All I need is for you to piss off and leave me alone 
To do more debauchery
Yes a bit of that along with homemade apple pie and mashed potatoes.
Oh save him, save him
Please preacher with the dog collar, take it off and smite his demons.
Brother give me strength to not kill these weirdos
Okay buster beat it
Pray with me
Kneel down
Hey what you doing. Get your hands offa me.
Now I have had enough
Pick up your false Jewish rabbi beard, your santa outfit and piss off
Oh and Merry Christmas.