On the floor like shards of shit Splattering gray on my twisted forehead Lick it off my penis shaking witchcraft I kneed the fellow in the Balls Never knew what hit him One born every day Sucker Leave my my pension please Twenty five quid a week Go on my darling toenail clipper See the sun never shines on evil dealings Bollocks it don’t I knew the tears in my eyes screamed with joy Oh how happy I am Miraculous ice cream candy man