Nelsons column came today

Toss me the salad Mary Poppins as you float like an angel through the blue clouds
Blue as the sea full of worms.
Wriggling and giggling
Children, hands out for a tot of rum
‘You’re not in the Navy now you little blighters’
But they were of course
Her Majesties
Filling her with creamy spunk on order.
How she loved their lithe young bodies.
If Phil could screw around why not her and besides
He was past it now.
Wrens flocked to Nelsons column, birds shitting on their heads
Wiping a shitty smile from each others faces
Before going down on Nelson sucking hard
See that statue light up
Red hot
Who needs fireworks when Nellie is hot.
Suck some more and he blows his top covering Trafalgar Square with a fine mist
Sticking to all in sight.
Taste at it
Tastes good, hot and sweaty but filled with joy
OH ecstasy take my penis and fill it with pleasure.