First Impressions - never trust

Loch Lomond I fell into one fine sunny day
Met Lomandy, Nessies long lost cousin
We yarned together
Ate some fried hamburger and eggs
Before retiring to watch Pebble Mill at One

Up above in a swirling whirly copter
A moustached looking villain peered at us
From behind fiendish goggle
Strapped to binoculars making
His eyes bulge out like dead ducks

We laughed and waved at the ludicrous character
Who parachuted to join us
Complete with bottle of champenois
Celebrating our meeting with numerous toasts
Falling quickly into a happy stupor.