South African magazine sits on my desk Uninvited Where did it come from Far Lady How did it end up on my desk in Melbourne, Australia Bloody strange Informative though to see women the world over Talk about the same crap as here. Why cannot women resist these men Because they are as thick as dogshit The twenty ways to keep your marriage alive Trust each other and be done with it Who writes this crap Who reads it Me for one Pass me the Cosmo.